tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112823577864378611.post5504441597117790902..comments2023-10-14T10:02:05.897+00:00Comments on Crofty's Blog: Snow and the British Motorist - A Rant By CroftyCroftyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037006483061678542noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112823577864378611.post-72737326200700255522010-04-09T18:00:30.661+00:002010-04-09T18:00:30.661+00:00Knowsley Safari Park is no place to mess with. I ...Knowsley Safari Park is no place to mess with. I remember reporting on a council debate when they were considering opening it.<br /><br />One concerned councillor was worried about what might happen if a lion esczped.<br /><br />"They'll just have to take their chances, like everyone else" was the response.Bill Blunthttp://bluntbyname.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112823577864378611.post-14191093014549864682010-02-11T19:16:51.683+00:002010-02-11T19:16:51.683+00:00Ah, Crofty I fear you may have some Woppit alleles...Ah, Crofty I fear you may have some Woppit alleles lurking in your genome. All goes back to my theory of a single very very grumpy ancestor - bless him. Here's another thing. It's the bloody news reporting of the snow that makes my shit hang sideways. You know what I mean - the "your pictures" section of the news. Always full of tittering cretins standing next to a snowman. Always the same, always crap.misterwoppithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09488031472268559009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112823577864378611.post-52820143720655472192010-02-07T19:32:42.153+00:002010-02-07T19:32:42.153+00:00So it was you! You blighter! Don't you realise...So it was you! You blighter! Don't you realise that there are footpaths for pedestrians? That is where you walk while those of us in cars travel on the roads. As that irritating meercat says - it's simplez! You will shortly be receiving an invoice re. my damaged wing mirror. May I also advise a few appointments with a psycho-therapist with regard to the venomous abuse you expleted upon me after you had damaged my car.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1112823577864378611.post-48654505894952020512010-01-23T00:20:50.009+00:002010-01-23T00:20:50.009+00:00Ah Mr Croft, welcome to the day to day life of the...Ah Mr Croft, welcome to the day to day life of the average idiot that chooses to ride a bike regularly on our fair(ly crap) roads.<br /><br />I am routinely both ladys parts and mens, an anus of varying descriptions, regularly engaging in sexual congress with my mother. Seemingly I am a test of motoring accuracy and targret practice. There would appear to be some sort of unwritten prize for overtaking me and then turning left as soon after as possible. I shouldnt be on the roads/pavements/planet. I have been abused whist parked on the road waiting aat traffic lights for being a C*** who always jumps red lights on the pavement. It would be great if we had more snow and more erstwhile drivers had to run the gauntlet of the motorised demi-god who obviously does have the receipt for that paticular bit of road in his/her (but usually his) pocket. It's a harsh lesson to learn but one that many people could do with, especially the unique brand of homicidal lunatic that makes Oldham Road slightly more dangerous that jogging through the Lion enclosure at Knowsley Safari Park wearing only a coating of Bisto.<br /><br />Signed shouldbeinbed (who's forgotten his password again)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com