I knew I was on to something with the Great Quorn Scandal. Yesterday the BBC featured the story of German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky. He breeds giant rabbits. The Korean government is going to buy, breed and feed them to the people, thus bringing an end to the North Korean food crisis.
Click here to view the video story; outraged veggies will be shouting "How could they" at their computer screens!
Now how far fetched do my Quorn theories seem?